I have decided am gonna give title to this post when I am done writing it because I have no clue what I want to talk about!
Here are some things I have learnt recently,
You can have a freaking expensive haircut and come out looking just the same. So similar that even you are trying to notice the change. Yet, it hurts when no one else seems to notice it either! I almost hit my head against the ceiling jumping with joy, when a colleague asked me tentatively if I had got myself a haircut! :p
You think you can fool kids. (There goes the evil laughter) Since Cubby loves eating khaana from our plates, I thought I will keep a katori of his khichdi in my plate and feed him as if he is eating from my thaali. The man refused even the second spoon and caught on that he was being cheated on with alarming speed!
I have officially become a Horny Devil! But it's not my fault. It's all the pedestrians who think they are glow worms (you remember them, the series and toys?) which can be seen as they dart across at the last minute on roads with no streetlights and speeding vehicles. Add to that, the highbeam hooligans are blinding me from opposite side. I am in mortal fear of hitting a human being these days. So, I use the horn and honk till my hands hurt or I can actually see things ahead!
Occasional lunch date with hubby on a working day is fun! I had quite a good time and look forward to doing it every now and then.
Shopping for books for others isn't as much fun, if you are not shopping for yourselves. Yet, going to book shop is always a super experience. Especially if they are having a sale too!
Even though Cubby has enough clothes, the temptation to buy something cute that catches our eye is always there. And it's strong. Seeing l'il girl's clothes makes me drool and I am using my pal coming over with her daughter next month as an excuse to buy cute pink stuff!
Moserbaer way is the only way to kill piracy. Thanks to them, even T series and Shemaroo has started selling DVDs cheap! We got original DVDs of most new movies for as low as 45bucks per DVD! I mean renting a DVD costs 50bucks in my area. Now if only Hollywood would listen, we will never have to make trips to National Market for the pirated stuff.
Kid of two awesome actors needn't necessarily be that good. Watching Sikander Kher is Woodstock Villa was quite disappointing. He is not bad, but then even the movie is more Emraan Hashmi genre! Perhaps, it didn't work for him.
Having AND finding a stock of simple n small gifts and carefully saved under the gadda wrapping paper are huge help when you have forgotten to shop for either and can actually bring smiles of relief. Seeing Cubby throw the remaining small piece of paper, up in the air and then watching it floating down with absolute wonderment on his face, is the pleasant side-effect of the last minute running around.
After finding an ancient but not yet expired stock of Avon goodies stashed away, if hubby gives baleful looks for paisa being wasted, giving him a foot soak and then a foot rub with a gooey stuff made with sea salts and lemon, gives you brownie points right away. Plus you can pout for next two days and keep saying "But I gave you a pedicure!"
Some kids cry when they see a huge crowd, making noise and vying for their attention. Others don't. Cubby is among the latter. As of now.
Kids when they are learning to walk, keep falling and hurting themselves. Cubby has already tasted blood by cutting his lip thrice in the past week. Applying ice is the only medication and thankfully babies get distracted easily! Touchwood!
The work week has just started and I am already rooting for Friday, actually Saturday!
Why, you ask?
When you gotta go, you gotta GOA!!! Yay! Yay! Yay! Am excited at the thought of sandy beaches and salty waves and dying to see Cubby's reaction to it all. I really hope he has fun and doesn't get scared of water!
Bigger plus than that, I get to stay with my best friend with whom I haven't spent much time since shaadi. Add to that her son is just about 9months older to Cubby and I am hoping to see them have lotsa fun as buddy and me catch up with our lives!
That's that then. There are some other big changes in the offing, but we are still praying for them to not change too much. If they do happen, you will get to know them here! :)
Here's to a great week with a national holiday thrown in for good measure! :)
27 comments:
You could name this post "Dangerous Confessions of an Innocent Mind"
let's list the confessions that could get you in social or criminal trouble:
- admitting to piracy. all the bored cyber-sleuths need is arrest you based on this post. after all, you're easier to catch than SIMI
- admitting to stock of ancient Avon gifts. what if people happen to READ this blog. Eh, Ms.Red Faced?
- going to Goa for fun-- and not the alleged "family function"
- goofing off for lunch dates. meaning both u AND the hubby are vella...
- thank God u didn't mention how Cubby enjoyed playing with the scissors while we gift-wrapped!
DISCLAIMER: I have no idea who this author is. Your honor, maine iss aurat ko aaj se pehle kabhi nahi dekha!!
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I dont think u need any topic to yak about...u must be really talkative...lol. Hey but some posts of urs are really good!
ROTFL @the comment above :)))
Haircuts that don't transform you instantly can be a little disappointing:(
You will find out if there is really no change, post before and after pictures:)
You are going to Goa? Sounds good:)
Goa .. wow!!! i like the tale of the Horny Devil!!! ;) shopping for girly stuff.. tell me about it.. I used to go shopping when Cheeky was younger and end up shopping for my niece instead!! :P
Have fun at Goa!!Hum tho pictures ka intezaar karenege!!
And horny devil dekhke,my mind went off in a tangent in a completely different direction!! *wink*
wow!!! You are going to Goa...cool...freak out and enjoy lady :)and am sure Cubby wud freak out there :)
And that was some bumper post :)
Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it.
In my city, Moserbaer comes cheaper by 10 rupees. feel jealous now.
CRAZY LAUGHTER: at vidooshak's disclaimer.
Loved all the cubby stuff and cubby's mommy stuff. Best for Goa... Have fun.
GOA !!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I'm excited like I'm going to GOA!! But I love Goa and that being the main place for all our sacred temples, we used to do an annual trip until now!! So I know just how it is...GO GOA !!
And oh, my mind also went off tangent at the "horny" thingie *wink*
I just loved these ramblings of yours Namesake! So much said and so cutely too!
Have fun in Goa! Take lots of pics and have lots of late-night chats with your girlfriend! What fun! I envy you! Wish I were jazzing off too!
Cngrats on the haircut and I want to submit an application to the "Horny Devil" club... Lunch date is fun with the hubby, when the DH and I worked in Koramangala we used to catch up for those quick lunches or burgers, much fun it was...
Changes in the office too.. moving us to MARTHAHALLI... with no transport.. dreading driving there every single day.. :(
As for Goa, have fun and take a lot of pics of Cubby Darling in swimsuit.. :D .. we need to find out if we have a John Abraham in the making..
Why on earth would you watch Woodstock Villa? Why? Why?
Quirky Indian
http://quirkyindian.wordpress.com
PS: Why?
Hehe I loved Cubby's smartness, you cant cheat him with his katori on ur plate..
I am planning to start a Moserbaer fan club myself :) thanks to them now we can get original Deewar DVD for Rs.49 on EROS too.
BTW Sikku isn't Anupam & Kirron's son..His actual father is Gautam Berry-Kirron's first husband (Sikku Miyaan Ke Kaale Ghane Baalon Ka Raaz)
Check Maadi :http://www.rediff.com/movies/2008/jun/02kher.htm
V - thats seems like a perfect title! LOVED this comment! had me laughing out loud through out!! LOL just wouldnt cut it for this comment! Thanks! :)
tulips - errr... thank you! and yes i do talk too much! :D
IHM - yeah! i went totally errr on that comment! :p and post before and after pics here and get even more disappointed when even YOU guys dont notice! naah! i have had enough heartbreak! :p
Preethi - aye aye! i have been to Goa on a school picnic about 20yrs ago and then for an official offsite! never on holiday! so am quite looking forward to it!! :) well, like a normal person i become horny devil only at night! during day time i have a pretty much handsfree approach! :p
cheers!
abha
lucy - it was meant to make you think otherwise!! :p and yes, hope to post nice pics if my fat thighs co-operate! :p
smita - bumper post? haan kuch zyaada hi info hai ek post mein! :p thankee for travel wishes!! :D
mampi - 10bucks cheaper? WHY??! WHY??!! and that crazy laughter, well i married the man for his SoH, so he better keep working at it! :D
SnS - oh yes!! hope to do coupla famous temples too! and generally have fun! and that horny bit, well it was meant to mislead you! :p now keep guessing what am i in real life?! ;)
cheers!
abha
namesake - i guess once you are done with all the birthdays and functions, you are gonna need a break! hop over to bangalore then!! :D
Dee - thankee for that luuvveelly comment!! :) martahalli, eh?! i can feel your pain! hope it isnt as bad as you think! and Cubby John Abraham?? I doubt! i am guessing he will be aamir khan types! the chocolate boy! not the droolicious hunk! :p
QI - you HAD to pick the chink in my armour, didnt you?! oh well! i was curious about Sikander! and i thought what if he goes unappreciated like Abhay Deol? What if?! and the DVD was just 45bucks! btw, i have a feeling M and you will bond totally over this why questions! :p
toon ji - aise dark secrets! bhai waah! now i don't feel so bad! :p aur Cubby ke smartness din ba dn badhte jaa rahi hai! hume kuch karna hoga!! we will hunt for more AB dvds too. i was telling M to buy professor ke padosan, but he didnt seem interested! :p
cheers!
abha
goa!!1 wow... have fun... nice post to read
Quirky Indian, thanks for asking!! Pity that lazy filmmakers like Hansal Mehta are giving a bad name to the term "multiplex audience". Why? Why?
@Mama-Mia - I wasn't interested in Professor Ki Padosan because it seemed like one of those cameo appearances by AB. What I really wanted was Parwana and Faraar but they seem so hard to find...
Wow! Funny long post. Have a super time at Goa. I wanna go too....!!! And pls post pics and stories of cubby's antics once you are back.
Btw, haircuts are shams of the nth order for which we end up paying tonnes of money (my curly hair never settles into any cut of any type!)
Enjoy. Cheers
Monika - welcome and thank you! :)
V - thats why i was telling QI, you guys would bond!! :p your biwi will try and find the said movies for you!! :D
Cuckoo - my hair is even more boring! its called wavy!! :( and i can see all the excitement for Cubby photos!! hope to not disappoint you guys!
cheers!
abha
wowee!!! u going to Goa? how lucky can some peopel get ? have fun...i know you will ...
so with you with teh haircut thingy...the only time i really got some attention was when i straightened it then even my son's skating instructor noticed it :P
moserbaer is too good...
phew...ure random ramblings hav espouted mini posts in teh comments...
have fun girl!!!and spice it up...;)
Thank you for award. Graciously accept it! Check blog for modesty!!
Haha..can empathize with the haircut thingie :) And u r going to GOA!! am so jealous..have a blast and i am sure Cubby will love it..
hahaha... that's why the post is random ramblings ;)
i don't mind if u buy shop something for me as a gift :D
suma - i have wondered about straightening my "wavy" hair too! but its already so thin, that it will look even worse!! :( maybe i will just go bald! then they will notice! hrrmmppff! :p
cuckoo - leme go and check it out! :D
anu - thankee and am glad i have fellow hair dukhi people! :p
manasa - sure! as long as a small, badly wrapped gift will do!! :D
cheers!
abha
Oh, I had a great time going thru that post. & kudos to your memory! :)
lol... been there to get the hair cut and done that as well... so I feel your agony! Sighs!
Comment no 1 was hilarious!
Heres wishing you both loads of vella times! :D
monika - thanks! and its because my memory is bad that i do these posts!! :D
wian - yeah! i maried the funny guy!! :D and i think vella times are all over! lets c!!
cheers!
abha
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