raise a stink!

i keep wondering how difficult it is to toilet train kids? Wonder if Bumpy will be a quick learner! The thought of cleaning "dirty" clothes kind of dampens my maternal instinct! We used to talk about getting a readymade potty trained child!! ;)

And then you also wonder how do people manage to unlearn this training!! My office has a unisex loo (just one person can go at a time!). More often that not i find the seat wet, tissues strewn around and worse flush not being used effectively! AAARRGGHHHH!

i mean what is it that stops people from practising basic cleanliness and loo etiquette?? Is it really that difficult?? I had just about enough of it and have been wanting to put up some kinda notice to all those guys who just dont seem to care.

I came up with an extremely caustic + sarcastic kind which Mayunk trashed and made some sensible changes so that it sounds official, yet not insulting! Helped me find coupla cartoons that didnt make it rude and it was set! jus pasting the same thing here. maybe it could be useful in your office too??!! ;)

NEW YEAR RESOLUTION - PISSING WITHOUT PISSING OTHERS OFF


PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS PEOPLE

1) GUYS if you have to pee please put the toilet seat up.

2) If you do not / cannot follow point number one, do not leave the Toilet Seat WET!!!!!!!!

3) Please use tissue or toilet paper in the loo to dry the seat if it’s wet after use.

4) Flushing is mandatory till everything gets flushed

5) Please throw used tissues and toilet paper in basket.

6) If you see the loo dirty, tell the housekeeping guy!

Bumpy, i hope you will be toilet trained for good!!! and quickly!! Amen!!