a forward too cute to resist!

So i got this forward from a mail and i though it was too cute to be missed! And since Cubby has entered our lives, I know time flies faster than before. So even though I think his homework days are far away, i know before long, I will be facing the H word! Have a good laugh!

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,Mrs. Smith

And while I am doing the mommy bit, leme shock Muthalik by telling him that Mommies also believe in Pink Chaddis and all that they stand for! I am verry tickled with the fact that M.Muthalik is now gonna be in Dharwad and Belgaum instead of Bengaluru as per his original plan. I am guessing he got scared the bengaluru hoodgas and hoodgis might just make him wear a huge garland... made with what else, but Pink Chaddis! :p

Me, I am waiting for my return gift! sari! Check out IHM's wicked poetry! If you haven't already that is! :)

So what plans for the V-day peoples?! :)